johncbeggs
04-01-2009, 11:49 PM
I have lots of stories to tell If you guys want some more they will get interesting I promise.
(all story's I share are real and definitely true) :) I don't live in a bad place I just got the weirdest timing
#4 THE ONE LEFT BEHIND
I was waling to the store when got halfway to the door I seen a bunch of kids pull up with their car and run in and grab a bunch of energy drinks( they were just a bunch of 18yrs or whatever laughing it up like its a joke) then however It got funny when they took off without all of them hopping in the car one kid was left outside running after the car, Ive never seen anybody run as fast as he did He was all yelling BUDDY'S BUDDY'S STOP BUDDY'S. this one was funny cause I could have took the kid down so easily :) but I don't like getting involved in these things.
#3 THE JEWELRY THEFT
I was about 16 I think and was in a mall and I had a can of pop and theirs couches in the center around the mall so I sat their got Up and walked into London drugs were my sister was,then remembered I bought a pop and ran to go get it so I was just focused on this pop and ignored my soroundings for a second and all of a sudden I look up and im face to face with a man wearing a bandana around his mouth I looked into his eyes and (I seen a look of fear) maybe he didnt want to do this but hes holding a shot gun! not a good situation, then I slowly looked around and seen everyone running and screeming, their were 4 guys with him and they all ran to the jewelry shop and started braking glass and stealing stuff.I turned around slowly and walked up abit and I was helping all the elderly get up people were running them over I felt soo sorry for them :( so I just walked around helping them all up while this guy with the bandana watched. anyway that wasnt such a funny moment.
#2
Last summer I was Having a race with my cousin barefoot on a side road by the farm he was living at, so we started to run and my mom drove like 3 blocks ahead of us and so it starts off normal I jokingly say hey a bear a bear I thought it would be a deer making that noise then I looked over at it and the damndest biggest bear was running after us in the ditch,it was massive.(this point my mind was set upon getting to the car to make my mom stop before she leaves us behind so I went sort of at an impossible speed my cousin said I was their and then I was 3 blocks ahead of him punching the back of my moms car to get it to stop). I wasnt being a chicken I knew I had to get to that car to stop it for both our safety.( I know not to mess around with bears and we have already activated its prey mode by running without seeing it.
#1
A few years back my dad my sister and I went to disney land for our second time and we were In one of the buildings their and here comes woody(from toy story), walking trying to walk through a door and my dad and I looked at eachother with confused looks about how the hell hes gonna manage getting through that door with a 8ft costume on but apparently he forgot about that costume, see he just was waving towards everyone with a huge smilling woody face and then he hit the top of the door and just when down like a sack of potatoes.... yeah poor woody......ouch but is was really funny at first untill we realized with that heavy costume on he might be damaged in their and paramedics came and saved poor woody without even removing his mask. :)
do you have any funny moments you would like to share
(all story's I share are real and definitely true) :) I don't live in a bad place I just got the weirdest timing
#4 THE ONE LEFT BEHIND
I was waling to the store when got halfway to the door I seen a bunch of kids pull up with their car and run in and grab a bunch of energy drinks( they were just a bunch of 18yrs or whatever laughing it up like its a joke) then however It got funny when they took off without all of them hopping in the car one kid was left outside running after the car, Ive never seen anybody run as fast as he did He was all yelling BUDDY'S BUDDY'S STOP BUDDY'S. this one was funny cause I could have took the kid down so easily :) but I don't like getting involved in these things.
#3 THE JEWELRY THEFT
I was about 16 I think and was in a mall and I had a can of pop and theirs couches in the center around the mall so I sat their got Up and walked into London drugs were my sister was,then remembered I bought a pop and ran to go get it so I was just focused on this pop and ignored my soroundings for a second and all of a sudden I look up and im face to face with a man wearing a bandana around his mouth I looked into his eyes and (I seen a look of fear) maybe he didnt want to do this but hes holding a shot gun! not a good situation, then I slowly looked around and seen everyone running and screeming, their were 4 guys with him and they all ran to the jewelry shop and started braking glass and stealing stuff.I turned around slowly and walked up abit and I was helping all the elderly get up people were running them over I felt soo sorry for them :( so I just walked around helping them all up while this guy with the bandana watched. anyway that wasnt such a funny moment.
#2
Last summer I was Having a race with my cousin barefoot on a side road by the farm he was living at, so we started to run and my mom drove like 3 blocks ahead of us and so it starts off normal I jokingly say hey a bear a bear I thought it would be a deer making that noise then I looked over at it and the damndest biggest bear was running after us in the ditch,it was massive.(this point my mind was set upon getting to the car to make my mom stop before she leaves us behind so I went sort of at an impossible speed my cousin said I was their and then I was 3 blocks ahead of him punching the back of my moms car to get it to stop). I wasnt being a chicken I knew I had to get to that car to stop it for both our safety.( I know not to mess around with bears and we have already activated its prey mode by running without seeing it.
#1
A few years back my dad my sister and I went to disney land for our second time and we were In one of the buildings their and here comes woody(from toy story), walking trying to walk through a door and my dad and I looked at eachother with confused looks about how the hell hes gonna manage getting through that door with a 8ft costume on but apparently he forgot about that costume, see he just was waving towards everyone with a huge smilling woody face and then he hit the top of the door and just when down like a sack of potatoes.... yeah poor woody......ouch but is was really funny at first untill we realized with that heavy costume on he might be damaged in their and paramedics came and saved poor woody without even removing his mask. :)
do you have any funny moments you would like to share